spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

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algdaugs:

I bet you didn’t know the sex positions women don’t like… http://algisvtinybytesme.org/10-sexual-positions-women-don-t-like

(Source: islandstattoos)


castiels-celestiel-dick:

Koko the gorilla is a resident at the Gorilla Foundation in Woodside, CA and communicates understands spoken english and uses over 1,000 signs to share her feelings and thoughts on daily life. After the first call about Robin’s passing, Koko came to Dr. Patterson with an inquiring look on her face. Dr. Patterson explained that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams. Koko was quiet and looked very thoughtful, Koko signed the words for “woman” and “crying.” Koko became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering; she was crying over the loss of her friend.

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"Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away. Not only did Robin cheer up Koko, the effect was mutual, and Robin seemed transformed — from a high-energy entertainer, into a mellow, sensitive, empathetic guy, who also happened to be really funny." -Dr. Patterson 

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GROSS SOBBING

(Source: zuzuhiddles)


theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

algdaugs:

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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World’s Most Expensive V!rgin!ties http://algisvtinybytesme.org/world-s-most-expensive-v-rgin-ties-1

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(Source: weheartit.com)


420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)


marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

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skinnygirlfit:

toneyourbody:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

he looks a little worried 

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”

(Source: onlylolgifs)

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

(Source: hempura)

vinebox:

the next avatar

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