Happy first of September! ^u^ My first day of school is tomorrow, eek!
Pictures BANNED from Facebook! http://algisvtinybytesme.org/users-who-got-banned-from-facebook-for-posting-these
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
HE THINKS THE SCREEN DOOR IS STILL THERE OH MY GOSH
i can not believe
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
maybe they are each other’s moms
sign me right the fuck up
I bet you didn’t know the sex positions women don’t like… http://algisvtinybytesme.org/10-sexual-positions-women-don-t-like
Koko the gorilla is a resident at the Gorilla Foundation in Woodside, CA and communicates understands spoken english and uses over 1,000 signs to share her feelings and thoughts on daily life. After the first call about Robin’s passing, Koko came to Dr. Patterson with an inquiring look on her face. Dr. Patterson explained that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams. Koko was quiet and looked very thoughtful, Koko signed the words for “woman” and “crying.” Koko became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering; she was crying over the loss of her friend.
"Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away. Not only did Robin cheer up Koko, the effect was mutual, and Robin seemed transformed — from a high-energy entertainer, into a mellow, sensitive, empathetic guy, who also happened to be really funny." -Dr. Patterson
this is never going to not be funny
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
World’s Most Expensive V!rgin!ties http://algisvtinybytesme.org/world-s-most-expensive-v-rgin-ties-1
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*